Unfortunately, that was only the Toad's wishful thinking, and those thoughts came to a sudden end as Toad landed on his giant toad head with a great WHUMP! And all went black.
His friends had him hauled to hospital. The mischievous Toad was tied to his bed while white coated stoats probed, plumbed, and pickled the Toad's pate. Why was he such a naughty Toad, and what could be done to keep him from doing such things anymore?
Well now the Toad was in real trouble. His eyes rolled about in his giant head and he coughed and sputtered with his one good lung. In came another crew of stoats, like clowns in a circus car. Scurrying here, dashing there, all in a bustle and full of hustle and soon Toad loked like a porcupine, bristling with all manner of tubes, probes, and lines.
"Oh my!", opined his friends. "What next?"
What next indeed?